"HOW
ELECTRICITY REALLY WORKS!"
A sheet of paper crossed my desk the other day
and as I read it, realization of a basic truth came to me. So
simple! So obvious we couldn't see it! Professor Leo Martin of
Hiawatha Electric Division had discovered how electronic circuits really
work. He says that smoke is the real thing that makes electric
circuits work because every time you let the smoke out of the circuit, it
quits working. He claims to have verified this fact with thorough
laboratory testing.
I was flabbergasted! Of course! Smoke makes
all things that are electronic work. Remember the last time smoke
escaped from a capacitor? Didn't it quit working? I sat and
smiled like an idiot as more of the facts became apparent. I
remembered when I had witnessed the awful destruction of an EV-1
transformer. The transformer leaked out so much smoke that it cracked
and stopped working.
Yes, I now know that Leo's theory is in fact
truth. It's the conductor that carries the smoke from one electronic
device to the next. It begins with the battery charger which pumps
smoke into the battery. The smoke is then sent to the lift truck via
the heavy power cables. The lift truck requires large amounts of smoke
to operate, this is why the conductors cables are so large. If these
cables spring a leak, it lets the smoke out and the lift truck will stop
working.
WOW, WHAT A
BREAKTHROUGH!!
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