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(ET) tool definitions

Battery hydrometer;  A glass device used to drip corosive liquid on your
pants

Milling machine;  A tool used to make the tools that make the tools to
make the tools ....

Battery VSR drill;  a tool used to turn drills at ever decreasing speeds
til they stop.

Electric lawnmower;  a device used primarily to cut outdoor extension
cords.

Drill index;  A place where the right size drill is never to be found.

Incidentally, according to the local Snap-On tool dealer, there are only
two kinds
of tools.  Snap On and snap off.

Dave
Weymouth MA