Ho, the Megapode!

(Or for those who prefer to remain grounded in this world's traditions, I suppose "the Mallard.")


--
Don Morrison <dfm@ringing.org>
“It is a well-known fact in any organization that, if you want
a job done, you should give it to someone who is already very
busy. It has been the cause of a number of homicides.”
        — Terry Pratchett, /Unseen Academicals/